you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Pinterest on We Heart It.
Just the basics, really.
words 2 live by .